Crazy thought: what if Microsoft just gave up, bought Opera, and rebranded it as”Internet Explorer 9”? Wouldn’t that just solve an ocean of problems for them?
No, I don’t think it’ll happen either. But still.
Also Microsoft: “This is how small children behave.”
Also Also Microsoft: This desktop screenshot is the best — possibly only — hint I’ve seen that Windows 7 will be an improvement over Vista and XP. Not that I care in the slightest.
Also Also Also Microsoft: Third time this month that a friend has approached me with a virus-ridden Windows box. “The only way to win is not to play.”
Also… okay this is getting silly. “Cuba declares war on Windows.”
I just made up a joke: “What does Microsoft call a day that Windows is in the news? A bad day.”