challenge: mentally prefix every activity you do tonight with “In which —”
“In which I delve into Wikipedia and ascertain as to whether or not Jon Spencer was a founder of Fat Possum Records.” (he was not)
“In which I open this box of crackers and scrape the rest of the hummus from this carton.” (it was tasty)
“In which I endeavor to infect others with this silliness.” (it is done)
